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EXCITING BIKE

I'm a faggot, you're a scumbag, he's a dipshit
We are all insane
After hours, hit the showers
Rustic sedition
We'll have a competition
We're a scumbag -- it's exciting!
The posture of a pupil
Fail willfully
DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG
Next in sight wrecks night like wreck my bike

GOD NEEDED TO BE INTIMIDATED

I'd rather be driving a black Chevy into a wall at 190 MPH.

THE ORANGE PAPER STRIPS

Little Benny Foo Foo with the paranoia dope
WPLJ is in the air
Porter's got the port and Cisco's got inhalers
And he's ripping them apart for what's in there.
Dissolve it like a moonshiner.
The wine is on the radiator.

THE WALLPAPERER

Wallpapering the walls of heartache - GLUE GLUE

HOW ABOUT THOSE JAYS?

I'm going to piss on you, okay? I'm going to shit on you. okay?
Don't make me mad, don't make me hurt you
You're a fucking piece of shit but I like you.
Overturned porn truck smolders in my mind
Wifey beater nonsecretor
Serving virgin wine

HOW ABOUT THOSE LEAFS?

Set in amethyst and Halothane kissed
Thirty-thousand words per second, covered in piss
Serving virgin wine in halcyon times
He may be kind of brutal but at least he is mine

ARBUN

Pull the cork on a bottle of pork and measure the torque
in my pneumatic mic, it's charismatic from here to
New York and back again on a girly bike

LITTLE METAL COX

Little metal, little metal Cox. Little metal, little metal Cox
Little metal.  Little metal cocks for your addictive fists.
Crocodiles, vampires, bulls and amplifiers. They've got
(little metal cocks) for your addictive fists

BING BANG CLANG

Do you want another dream?  Do you want another dream?
Do you want another wolf's dream?
On the right, on the left, pull your coat over your head
A hundred and thirty éclairs

THE MERITS OF A TEDIOUS PROCESS

Merits of a tedious process
Optical delicious dessert
Calling out subordinate bosses
Calling for the street and the vert
Imitate the alien circuits
Spread it like a cold through the peers
Usual offenders can work it
Many haven't got any ears
Calling unfamiliar life forms
Opposition's alloy façade
Xenochrony wouldn't be welcome
Welcome in the presence of God
Welcome in the presence of God
Welcome in the presence of God

FEED THE POPE'S CORPSE

Feed the corpse
The Pope's corpse
Feed the Pope's corpse to the poor

HAWK'S RETREAT

Are you on the level?  And if not, do you wanna be?
Can you smell the trash piling up, and surrounding me?
Try to buy the doggie in the window, then I pounce.
Let’s make a movie where I run away from Blount’s.
Romance isn’t hard to spell; it’s hard to mispronounce.
Romance isn’t hard to say; it’s hard to stay away
STAY AWAY EVERY BODY HAS THE FLUE

TUMBLING

You be the cowboy, you be the Indian,
I’ll be the teen-aged stalker.
You be the one in the sun in the photo
Scotch-taped to the back of my locker.

BUTTON EYES

It's all right, it's all bright
Beckleyview is in sight

RATE MY SCHLONG

Long ... nice.  Thick ... nice.  Pretty ... nice.  All nice.

FAT COX

Courtney Cox looks good in a fat suit.
Courtney Cox with a hollow rubber poop chute.

POTLUCK WITH PONCH

Sinutab, Placidyl, Valmid, Codeine, Amytal
Valium, Nembutal, Quaaludes, Morphine, Demerol

RUBBER MALLET 18C

I'm-a checkin' out my buddy's buddy's car
Rubbahamma to the skull
I want to kill everything I see
Eighteen model C

SLEEPWALKING WITH A KNIFE

Fan belt forest
Nocturne chorused
Pine box florist

PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT (aka THE INSTRUMENTATION SONG)

A frog caller, toy sax, a "Shitar" that I made.
A ribbon crasher, guiro, and a boxcutter blade.
Bongos, Casio, Wurlitzer, a spring.
Triangle, drums, bike horns, and tambourine.
Groovebox, shakers and agogo bells.
Coffee was deleted and the trumpet sounds like hell.
A cymbal was suspended from the ceiling, then I took
A jigsaw to it, and it fell off the hook.
A turkey locator and a goose flute call.
A laser gun, recorder, and the stupid NES Paul
I whipped a wooden dowel, I hit an IV stand.
Drum sticks, Hot Lixx and One Man Jam.

SAINT ANTHONY AT THE TRACK

Susan Alexandra is 33 on M.L.K. day in ’83
The church burns down, the bible is black
Saint Anthony at the track
Winstead Sheffield, stammer and cough
He fires the pistol, and they’re off!

EARLY RETIREMENT

If you're in the game
Then cerebrovascular accident is the word.
That mix of yesterday and today
Is the oldest trick in the book.

KNIFEPLAY WITH THE VOCALLY UNENTHUSIASTIC

Dig way down in your heart
You’ve got this feeling that
I’m just holding you down
Tonight I gotta cut
Cut everybody
FIRST -- the knife goes in and around
SECOND -- put you six feet underground
THIRD -- I’ll take control of your soul
FOUR - Whoooa, I'm turning it
I gotta cut your guts loose
EVERYBODY CUT
everybodycuteverybodycutcutevery
bodycuteverybodycutcuteverybody
everybodycuteverybodycutcutevery
bodycuteverybodycutcuteverybody
everybodycuteverybodycutcutevery
bodycuteverybodycutcuteverybody

FULL-COLOR BACKPIECE OF A YUM YUM DONUTS

Sink into the black pollution in a dark cherry bucket seat
You can unwind down into a straight line
Cut into another chunk of meat, cut hallucinations at the feet
Blurry targets from the street
Cutting to the drain down in the floor of the morgue
When the rain starts to pour
There's a fork in the brain and Le Tour on the cork
Automatic.  Psychedelic.

HIS FIST DIDN'T GO UP SO QUICKLY THIS TIME

Turn and cough and try to burn it off with a rag in a jar of gas
It's a single solitary Molotov in your hand while turning to cough
And try to burn it with a rag in a jar in your hand that turns
To the coughing apparition barely visible in the shadowy area
Where you are standing, turning to cough

THE PUTREFACTION OF VARSITY CHEER

I know who you are and I know what you’re doing. (No, you don’t.)
I knew who you were and I knew what you did. (No, you didn’t.)
I know you were who you are when I knew you. (...wait, what?)
You be careful what you wish against.  Been there, done that,
And I have a cellar full of grinning corpses that will prove it.

STONED CAT IN BOAT

Smoky-eared mildew hell

HORNO MICROONDAS

Arcs are flashing within the gray
The door is opened all of the way
Her rap is like a microwave oven.
Panties get wetter as she starts to shed.
She breaks her own fingers clawing at the floor.
Heaven ... is here
Heaven ... is her
Poisoned resources.
Ruptured synapses.
Undetectable heat electrical

THIS IS BUDWEISER, THIS

Cold morning, cream rises
Sifting through contagious food
Rain Sunday. junk plummet
Calling on a horror show

SKULLPILE

I got a way with women.  I got a way with girls.
I got away with murder.  I got a pile of skulls.

WE’RE ALL ADULTS HERE


Does he love me? I want to know. How can I tell if he loves me so?
Is it in his pants?  Has he been relieved?
Is it in his mind?  Is he misconceived?
If you want to know if he loves you so it's in his kiss.
That's where it is.
Is it in your face?  Can he be disarmed?
Could he be diverted while you pulled the fire alarm?
If you want to know if he loves you so it's in his kiss. 
That's where it is.

PLASTIC BATTLEAXE BOOMBOX CRUSH CONQUEROR

Perilous air is commanding a mandible
Off of the fork at the top of the hill
Providence fickle to pickup a pickle
Your brother is under the weight of your will
Riding a rubber catastrophe chained to the
Street at the end of the main avenue
Due an inherent amount of defeatism
Pedal your pimples to portable two
Wait up and summon the horrible memory
After the mash and before Halloween
Chewing and binding the papers you carry
The bayou appeal that will never be seen
Fucking and spying and eyeing the cramp
of a tramp that will never be heard from again
Jealous patina of possible pussy
To swallow the pure in the wallow of then

TOAST POINTS

The sludgy black is creeping up an ashen throat
The deep acoustics accentuate a lone figure
Surrounded by hideously broken corpses
Above suspicion and under the blade
But just to the side of the time trials.
He watches as his hand finds a stocky crystal tumbler.
He sees himself nervously adjust and smooth his tuxedo.
He watches as his hand works the sterling cigar cutter.
He tries to visualize leaning back, but only lunges forward